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jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004


Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 21, 2016


Jump House

A phase to call someone that has been fucked multiple times by multiple people mainly African American in a rented house or apartment.

Dude, Kevin was messed up in that Jump House last night.

He should try the Jump Van next time.

by BigDaddyBlazeIt420 September 21, 2016


e-jumped

when someone on the internet verbally destroys you.

i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president.

by Melanie D. October 08, 2008


Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020


Jumping on bed

Fucking

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night

by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022


Jumped To Hyperspace

1. When you, a friend, or whatever leave a place in a hurry; mostly to avoid someone, something, or avoid getting caught.

Upon seeing the cops coming toward his house, Sam ran outside and Jumped To Hyperspace.

by Venator1229 October 17, 2010