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When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)
That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.
When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.
Dude #2: Ayeee!
When the jump is too long, so you straight up gangsta it. Like a pro hop in basketball, but way more gangsta
Ohhh snap he gangsta jumped that one
A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.
Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
A moment of clarity during drunken fun.
Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.
When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.
I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me
The unusual skills a young child develops to complement their running
“Always use your jumping skills“ Little Fred said as he ran, skipped and then jumped in the air like a demented rabbit