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A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.
"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"
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-Hey! have you heard? The Kooks release a new album!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!
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Used to describe the moment. A clean version of Holy Shit!
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A penis so large that it belong's in the jungle.
After seeing Alonzo's penis, I no longer think that jungle junk is a myth.
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jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about
godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.
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1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.
Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.
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A two-person game played with a beach ball. Players stand approximately 15 feet apart and take turns kicking the beach ball towards the other person's crotch. The receiver must toe the line and can't move. First person to touch a knee to the ground or forfeit loses. Dodging the blow results in another kick. Best played in mesh shorts.
Jon's sensitive nuts made him bad at junk ball.
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