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To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.
Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!
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When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.
that bitch gave me a Sacramento king last night.
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Best thing Disney ever came up with
Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!
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Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
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Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.
"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week
"Your so adorable." - Will
A small tiny man, with a huge mic his side kick is a orange ball,
He will be mad if you call him a streamer
OH NO King Breaker BROKE OUR HOUSE
A move that only a king would make. An action that shows courage and single-mindedness. The activity of a man who knows what he wants, and takes it.
Lew: I'm having McDonalds this evening and I don't care what my girlfriend says.
Alex: King move.