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The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.
When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!
1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing
Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody
Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!
The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"
Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"
Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)
Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"
(her way of saying the word too)
A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.
R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!
child molester...
shit rapper...
GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
refering to an exotic bird usually found in the rain forrests of the netherlands. Tipically seen mooching off of the june bugs in the southern valleys. completely out of the ordinary and extremely rare. Each and every single one of them have one distincitve feature, on their left foot there second claw is longer than the first. They are extremely terrible at flirting but can show you a good time.
Warning they have coarse chest hair, so think twice before running your fingers through it.
I saw a kelli-ann swoop past my left ear today.
A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.