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To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.
Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!
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When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.
that bitch gave me a Sacramento king last night.
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Best thing Disney ever came up with
Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!
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Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
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\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.
"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week
"Your so adorable." - Will
A move that only a king would make. An action that shows courage and single-mindedness. The activity of a man who knows what he wants, and takes it.
Lew: I'm having McDonalds this evening and I don't care what my girlfriend says.
Alex: King move.