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drown a kitten

To stop a discussion or debate because you expect the outcome to devolve in a preordered process to something that approximates Godwin's Law. This usually occurs by someone with the wisdom or experience to anticipate such an outcome and may give the more vocal and/or calcified poster thinking he/she has won an argument.

I was going to post about how Microsoft's design choices have been responsive to user's stated desires but decided to "drown a kitten" as I thought of the other psuedo-religious technical discussions that already existed.

by 0bytes March 27, 2008

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Sex Kitten

A sickly kitten going to die soon, which is used for intercourse, so as not to harm a healthy kitten.

"Hey I found a sex kitten on the road. Do you want to come over and try it out?"

by Ghgh55 May 23, 2018

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kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 16, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


adorable kitten

process in which you strip down a persons clothes, drag them across sand paper and rub salt in their wounds. Propping open their mouth and urinating in it is completely optional.

Yeah, i gave Seth an adorable kitten today, even went with the optional urinating. He cried, i laughed.

by Demonboy231 February 29, 2008

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Party Kitten

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.

Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.

by Avianasian May 8, 2011

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Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.

A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.

by Bitches, man. March 31, 2011

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Douche-kitten

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.

Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.

by Rachal Davidson..and wingman March 20, 2009

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