Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.
Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
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Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.
Dude stop being a Dark Knight
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The act of saying random thoughts, extreme ideas and downright barbaric phrases. Usually spoken with a redneck, east Texan accent.
"Dude I can't understand anything you're saying, stop being a Steve Knight!"
"What are you speaking? Chinese?" "No , I'm speaking Steve Knightenese"
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When a person, usually drunk, puts an empty 24-pack box of Bud Light on top of their head like a mask and looks through the holes in the handle. Variations include Busch Knight, or any brand of light beer.
Dude, did you see Kevin Bud Knighting last night? That guy was insane.
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Talajah, is truly an amazing person with good intentions. She is a cutie with a bit of booty. She is very kind and everyone loves her. She is the light of a group of people. Her energy is amazing and she brings a crowd wherever she goes. Don't take her for granted, she is a ruby. An amazing Cancer horiscope, she is sweet and trustworthy.
You see that thickalicous beauty?
Well, that's Talajah Knight
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Basically a god, 99% a perfect person.
Dang, did you see that brody knight?
Yeah, such a god!
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A man who talks/acts like the medieval knights to the girl that they are dating, acting like a gentleman
'I will see you soon my dear' 'thankyou oh gallant knight'
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