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Lauren London

The girl who played NewNew in the movie ATL. And she also played in the movie This christmas. She is sexy as hell, has some nice thighs, and a butt. And a face, which is the whole package.

T.I.: Why they call you NewNew
NewNew(Lauren London): Cause I always have the NewNew shit.

by Strong Island Boss February 24, 2008

136๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bree Lauren

Bree Lauren is a singer/songwriter on YouTube. She is really cool and talented, as she plays the violin as well, and is often seen with curly blonde hair and winged eyeliner. She has written over 70 songs, and is slowly but surely posting them to her channel after she performs them live.

She can't play the piano, but she sure sounds like she can!

"Did you hear Bree Lauren's new song? She's so hot!"

"How could that guy say no to Bree Lauren? Her song was so cute!"

"If Bree Lauren asked ME out, I would say yes!"

by Agent America February 18, 2013


Lauren

A girl who isn't afraid to get a little tipsy every now and then. She loves parties and busting it open. Lauren is down to get wild any time, any place. Everyone at parties looks at Lauren and her friends wishing they could be like them. She kinda look goofy, but it's okay :/ She is always extra and is told often to stfu. She has jokes but they aren't original.

There she goes, the life of the party, she's such a Lauren.

by sfbo December 30, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lauren

Be gone thot

That lauren. That thot needs to be goners

by Elmo has mail January 23, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lauren Lopez

The most gloriously, supremely awesome person ever to grace the multiverse with their presence. Known for her portrayal of a feminine, ground-slithering, Hermy-one-loving, and Pigfarts-desiring Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. She also played Taz, a short, angry, Mexican Starship Ranger and Buggette, a simpering caterpillar with the hots for Bug in Starship. Both productions were put on by Starkid, a theater group in Michigan.

Lauren Lopez is so talented, she can be both a feminine boy and a masculine girl.

by Empress of the Multiverse December 23, 2011

256๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lauren Effect

When all or most of the males in a group or population fall for the same girl. This will generally cause the other girls in the group to irrationally dislike the girl of interest, as all their male friends will talk about her constantly.

Annette: So Jess just won't stop talking about this girl.
Andrew: Anyone I know?
Annette: Her name is Lauren, dark hair, freshman...
Andrew: Oh yeah, Hot Lauren. She's amazing. She smiled at me the other day, so I think I might have a chance. I wrote her this poem...
Annette: Oh god, it's the Lauren Effect.

by Alethea April 15, 2008

108๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Laurens

1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.

"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"

Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"

by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018

98๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž