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A place where students fail to recognize that law is not an exact science, and that the law is, essentially, what a jury or a powerful judge says it is. It is not uncommon for the inmates, that is to say, one's classmates, to constantly overanalyze the analyses of analyses. Moreover, regardless of a students' understanding of the law, they will fail to impress on exams, unless they use certain key terms which are only used by lawyers. These terms include: moreover, in sum, unconscionable, keen, cogent, nugget, comity, proportionality, substantial, reasonableness, as it were, precedent, stare decisis, sua sponte, de novo, and various other Latin phrases, the mispronunciation of which most likely has Marcus Aurelius turning in his grave.
I decided to go to law school because I thought it would be a smart move. Then I realized that common law was insanity, and that maybe I should have just moved to France or Sweden with my tuition money. Too late! Now I've made my pact with the Devil.
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The best show ever, aside from Seinfeld. Jack McKoy, the DA, is god.
Law & Order is a whole hour long yet I watch like five episodes a day!
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Pope law is an organization whose members include some of the greatest minds of our time. Pope law is charged with creating rules to govern the behaviour of its members, and of society as a whole. When a new rule is proposed at a pope law party, all in attendance have the right to vote on the proposed rule. If approved, a ritualistic clinky solidifies the new Pope Law.
Attempting to roast Puba on a open fire with tiki torch fluid is unacceptable...pope law.
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the girl or guy that is currently a) hoonbuping b) doing sexual favors or c) dating (which usually never happens) with your big in a fraternity or sorority.
Note: your big-in-law is usually in contact with your big more than you (the little) are.
little: "what's up big-in-law?"
little: "I haven't seen my big in forever.. he wasn't at pomping or toga toga toga.. he's prob at the big-in-law's dorm.."
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Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."
The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."
Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."
Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"
Joe - "Walker's law applies."
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Where you create & control your life/reality through the images you continually focus on and hold in your mind.
Whether you believe/understand this or not.. The Law of Attraction IS always working, so you may as well start thinking positively from now on to create the life you dream of living!
Guy a) yo' what's The Law of Attraction all about? I often see Online Celebrity Pete Laan talking about it on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram??
Girl b) It's a popular physics belief used by many wise & successful people.. check out 'The Secret' first 20 minute intro on YouTube! Basically put, it means your Thoughts.. Become.. Reality! Good or bad, so stop focusing & thinking about what you do not want! Start focusing on what you DO want and slowly but surely it will begin to manifest 🌈💕🏘💵
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Grey's Law states: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice", and is a variant of Hanlon's razor, influenced by the third law of Arthur C Clarke.
Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Grey's law, man. They probably had faulty information for you.
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