Lazy Nicaraguan

A bowel movement corresponding to a large, spicy meal.

While in the throes of labor, one has time to contemplate that Lazy Nicaraguan who owes one money.

I pinched a Lazy Nicaraguan this morning, and nearly ripped my fingernails off on the walls of the bathroom.

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Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

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Lazy Suzy

Means nothing but sounds dirty. Used in conversation to make oneself sound more knowledgeable or more successful in bed than is actually true

"I got my first Lazy Suzy last night - holy hell!!"
"Whats a Lazy Suzy"
"You don't know what a lazy suzy is???"

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lazy top

Something bottoms tell themselves they are to make themselves feel better.

Wow, my boyfriend likes to claim he’s a lazy top but we all know he’s such a bottom.

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Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

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lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

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lazy days

a day of gettin high my brothuhh.

also see shwayze's "Lazy Days"

lazy days in los angeles
if it ain't yo parents it's the damn police

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