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1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
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Where all the snakes, fuck niggas, and hoes go. 99% of the people who go to this school will get in your business, fein off your juul, or will be the whitest people you have ever met. The principal is always up your ass, and will take your juul. A lot of drug dealers have formally attended North Lincoln.
Damn you a bitch, you must go to North Lincoln High School.
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the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...
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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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Vincennes Lincoln High School, founded in 1897 as Vincennes High School, Is a high school known for being very rude, sexist, and having teachers that are pedophiles.
In 2018 they let an 18 year old student sexually assault a 16 year old student. They keep forcing their students to drop out and often have their rent-a-cop abuse students and walk in on them in the bathroom.
They often favor the kids in sports and let them smoke weed in the bathrooms. Also very cockroach infested..
Vincennes Lincoln High School lost to Jasper on their home coming
East Lincoln High School isn’t as bad as it all seems except for the fact that the only thing the teachers care about are vapes and dress code. Like damn people if I go to the bathroom and see someone snorting coke off the toilet seat I’m just gonna walk out. Oh and I think there might be some crossbreeding
“Wow we made it on the news, why? We have 164 vapes confiscated in the past 6 months” “well that’s East Lincoln High School for ya”
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Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.
Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"
Friend 1: "Nice."
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