whore logic

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.

"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"

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Logical Ascension

The process of which one comes to a conclusion by asking questions pertaining to the the logic of the situation.

How do I write a script? Use logical ascension, if your characters are in space how did they get there.

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Logic hypebeast

A person who only likes logic because of his hit song “18002738255”. This person acts like they have been a fan for many years but in reality are just fake fans. I have been a fan since summer 2016 right after Bobby Tarantino dropped.

That man only likes 18002738255! He’s such a logic hypebeast

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llama logic

when two people are in a argument if some one goes "llama logic!" they will automatically win because llamas are the best and cannot be defeated.

friend "No they said this"
you "Nooooo they didnt they said this"

friend "im right your wrong!"
you "llama logic'
friend "Damn you win"

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Feminine logic

When a female only See's the female side of a situation or argument, oblivious to anyone's else's opinion on a matter.

Wow! You must have used feminine logic to arrive at that one.. nice way of saying there's more to the story!

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Republican Logic

Logic that doesn't advertise the government coercing well-earned money of the most productive members of society onto the parasitic, welfare elements. Logic that doesn't want to punish success with high taxes, and subsidize failure with free money. In other words, actual logic, as opposed to knee-jerk, emotive liberal reasoning.

It makes sense to punish the most hardworking, productive members of society, by forcing them to give up 40% of their paychecks to the unproductive - NOT.

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Cast Away logic

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.

From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!