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To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.
I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.
Someone who is on his own and doesnt seem to mind
'Lone dogg, he is on his own!'
'Look at lone dogg listening to his cd player'
'dont get armsouse with me ya pussyole, i will bang you out 1 hit groundfloor then you will be proper lone dogg, sure if you wont
My father gived me an small lone of a milion dollar
Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night
Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.