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to behave recklessly, irresponsibly, or deceitfully toward someone or something, such as acting in a manner that contradicts conventions or guidelines
Wow! He sure does play fast and loose with money.
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loos tee flot-suhm
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the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.
Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!
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With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
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easy women around town on a saturday night
"now then lads,lets get ourselves down club and pick up some loose clacker"
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when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.
Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"
It's nice to wear them loose now and then, even if I show pokies.