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nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)
'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'
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Manic cartoon from the weebls website. Might even replace the Crazy Frog in my level of affection. Has incredibly clever tricks involving disappearing cows and pigeon sawing whilst mysteriously living 4th dimentionally in shopping aisles of Ragu or beans
Seriously wacked, you dont need to be stoned to enjoy this - well actually you do, even tho he is ten times more slick than the last time you saw him....
* sung in pythonesque tone*
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
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A particularly blatant form of media spin and partisan hackery where a particularly embarassing or scandalous member of a political party is suddenly relabelled as a member of an opposition party in an attempt to deflect association with that shame or scandal away from one's own party onto another. Named after FOXNews, which was famous for "mistakenly" labelling Republican politicians caught in sex-related scandals as Democrats.
Right after Mark Foley was caught sending explicit messages to young male pages, the FOXNews Magic changed him from a Republican to Democrat.
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The hallucinogenic drug known as diviner's sage, or Salvia divinorum in Latin. Though still legal in the U.S., there are proposals to ban it.
The name comes from its classification in the mint family by botanists.
Hey, Carmen, want to take a couple hits of this magic mint?
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Yo I gets home from work and I relax by watching my stories up on that magic box, you dig?
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A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!
Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!
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The ability of a woman to use her sexuality as well as learned tricks and skills (cooking, maintaining a well stocked beer section of the fridge, personal grooming (shaving everything every day), well thought through eye contact, pushup bras that are helpful but not misleading, etc.) to get a man to do what she wants and/or fall in love with her and/or sleep with her.
girl 1: "I don't know why I keep going out with all these guys but never getting one to date me/sleep with me?!" (whine, whine, whine)
girl 2: "Well let's start you off with the most basic rules of Slut Magic: Did you shave your legs? Did you offer him a beer when he brought you home?"
girl 1: "No"
girl 2: "Well there you go sweety. You can't get any if you aren't prepared for it."
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