Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.

Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.

Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

Select Male

Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.

Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.

Male mouth

Pole hole.

Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)

Gay person 2: Wtf no.

Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man

Riley(male)

Used to refer to someone who is HIM

He's Riley(male)

Combine Male

The Combine Male is one who assimilates with the entirety of all those that consider themselves combine: In Essence he has no defining qualities other than Combine i.e.; Assimilating all into the whole, generally having a lack of emotion, and a strong hatred of lambda males. He's the kinda guy that would browse 4Chan on a habitual basis.

Have you seen That Combine Male, Telling everyone to pick up cans and ranting about this Freeman guy?

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.