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The art of recording your Spouse without them knowing and showing them a year later to laugh at them.
“Oh man, I had the best marriage memorabilia on Faith last night. She was sleep talking and I saved it and it comes up in my memories every year”
When you make a bet with lindsey at age 6
Marriage at 25 smells delicious
A term used by Mormom Fundamentalists and the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints to refer to a polygynist marriage.
When I spiritually married my "husband" John, I entered into a plural marriage, since he was already legally married to Jane.
Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse
Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”
A term redefined by GenZ
For a generation that's dealing with sky-high living costs and social isolation, lavender marriages have evolved into something that's not just about hiding but about creating stability, connection, and shared support."
The term "lavender marriage" dates back to the early 20th century. It originally referred to a heterosexual marriage between one or two LGBTQ people.
Now a popular hashtag on TikTok
The hashtag #lavendermarriage has garnered millions of views on TikTok, with Gen Z users putting out video ads for potential lavender marriage partners.
"Gen Z is rejecting the standard marriage blueprint, focusing instead on shared goals: financial security, reliable companionship, and a partner who's down to weather life's ups and downs without necessarily being 'the one,
Their lavender marriage meant they could both afford a decent place to live & pay the bills, as opposed to being being broke, single, and lonely."
A marriage that is in lavender
Tyler: Hey what happened to Cindy last night
Josh: I lavender marriaged that bitch
Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!