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Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

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Math Teacher

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.

Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3

by baddestbytch February 26, 2020

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St math

A torture device were this penguin Jiji walks across the screen t posing. He is your only homie in ST math but, he doesn't wear socks so he is gay.

Teacher: Ok class lets do St math for 1 hour.

Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.

by thisniggayourhomie April 2, 2020

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Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.

Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.

by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011

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Tiger Math

When students from Asiaโ€™s four tigers (Singapore, Hong Kong, South Korea, and Taiwan) continually rank among the worldโ€™s top ten in international education assessments like the Trends in Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) and Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA)โ€”it is no surprise that the high mathematical proficiency of their citizens has contributed to their countriesโ€™ high GDPs.

A common denominator of tiger math nations is their cult-like devotion to education (and tuition)โ€”one of the strong pillars of their economic success stories.

by Covido March 11, 2022

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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.

Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.

by bggreenw1 February 25, 2016


Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013