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Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.
He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"
The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.
Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.
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To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.
To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.
To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.
Guy 1: Dude, i mispronounced a word while talking to my boss,and i got fired.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.
large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers
I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.
Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.
Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"
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The centuries geinus guitarist. Plays in "Muse" which is best live! Matt is best a throwing out riffs left right and center. Best riffs in Stockholm Syndrome. He plays manson guitars
matt bellamy is pure geinus on his guitars!
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The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.
Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career
And this is any different than normal how...
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