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A muslim bitch who thinks she's special.
A: See that hijabi girl over there who thinks her shit don't stink, I saw her at the club last night trying to pick-up a lot of guys, she wasn't wearing that rag or acting like that then!
B: Typical hijabi mentality!
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Easy if you know how to spell maths
Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off
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When you're queefing but its mental.
Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.
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The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.
Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."
Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"
Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"
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1) A term given to people who are very smart, and hold much knowledge.
2) A term given to people who only have food on their mind 24/7
1)Oh man, Sarah got another A+ on her calculus test, she is so mentally obese
2)John: Dude I´m dying for a cheaseburger.
Adam: Stop thinking about food! Your so Mentally Obese!
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When ones mentality is completely altered by playing too much grand theft auto 5.
Danny: Yo look out you just ran that red light!
Gabe: Its chill man I do this all the time.
Danny: Man you're a victim to GTA mentality
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Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.
Almost like a soul cleansing.
friend 1: Wanna chill thursday
friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner
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