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To carry a pistol inside the waistband with no holster.
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I mexican carry my glock 17 and accidently show my balls.
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The guy mexican carries his glock and shot him in the leg while driving.
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Term for a driver or passenger of a car/truck/&c who, while there is music on the stereo, stomps loudly or crisply on the floor, keeping the beat in the absence of an actual bass speaker.
"Dude, you hear that? It's a Mexican subwoofer, man!"
"Your system is pretty sick, even with the Mexican subwoofer."
"You broke-ass bitch! When are you gonna get rid of the Mexican subwoofer?"
"This whip's pretty awesome, well, other than the Mexican subwoofer."
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A shopping cart. Since Mexican women rarely have a stroller, almost never drive, and have a dozen or so children, they often use shopping carts to wheel their kids around in.
After they are done with their chores, be it going to the welfare office, courthouse, or the supermarket, they Mexican women will abandon the shopping cart on the sidewalk around the corner from their house.
Some of these shopping carts, when left near public bus stops are turned on their sides and sat on by black people as they are waiting for the bus. These are known as a Nigger Bench.
"Why do those beaners leave shopping carts all over the place?"
"They cart their kids around in them, like a Mexican Stroller."
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When a man cums on a girls face, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to her.
"Yea i made my girl into a mexican pancake last night"
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The act of banging a girl from behind while stealing all of her possesions.
The girl Juan banged was fat, but had a bunch of really nice stuff, so he took her home and performed the Mexican Chihuahua.
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Any vagina that is visibly ridden with STD(s).
I was going to bone her, but then I got too grossed out by her mexican taco.
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A sexy Mexican person with a voice like smooth chocolate love and enjoys singing in choirs. They also like to take jokes just that little bit too far into being inappropriate
Chloe: Look at Dennis go, he's really rocking choir today
Tom: Well.......he is a sexy Mexican
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