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There are 2 definitions of Michael. A awesome michael who is chill and awesome to hang out with, who all the girls secretely want. Or a weak scrawny kid who has no confidence and sort of brings a tear of how much of a loser they are. Now 4 out of michaels are the cool badass that everybody loves. So normally being a michael is a good thing. But then there is always that one michael who gets friend-zoned by every girl he asks out. Also who is an annoying douche who thinks everything bad happens to him. So what michael do u know?
Michael was hitting on that girl over there.
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Someone who worries about what everyone thinks. It is because of this that he chooses to live his life in the closet, even though all of his friends already know and accept him for who he is. He also can't cook to save his life, and his parents still spoil him even though he is a grown adult with a really good job, and he drives a V6 Mustang
"That guy needs to quit being a Michael, and just live life how he wants."
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dirty pervert hooker.<3
that you will always love bcuz he's super sweet.
and sexy..
and a skater (:
Ted "look, its Michael"
Ashlyn "OHHHHH, YAY."
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Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
Hi, Michael? I hear you really like penises, let's be special friends!
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Would go gay for George Lucas and/or Jordan Bailey
"My boyfriend just pulled a total Michael! Who the fuck is Jordan Bailey?!?!"
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Is a hot and sexy man who has brown hair and glasses usually, he is always acting bigger then he really is. And lastly he is exceptionally good at sports.
Michael is so hot
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