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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008


Cocky milk

Nesquik chocolate milk that you stir with your cock

“Want some cocky milk?”
“What’s that?”

Chocolate milk that I stirred with my dick.”

by TheFarmerBoyX June 13, 2021


Skin Milk

Skin milk is cum from your penis.

Yo bitch taste my skin milk!

by fresh boy! November 27, 2016


Milk on ice

It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.

Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".

by Go to bed Jeff May 28, 2018


Bro Milk

A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.

He smiled in pure bliss as his buddy's bro milk exploded all over his face.

by Little Bell January 30, 2022


demon milk

It’s milk but from a demon

I heard there’s demon milk sale

by Demon Milk January 4, 2021


milk-blood

The act of extracting heroin-laden blood, for reinjection at a later time. It usually is one's own blood, but could also be the blood of someone who has just overdosed. (Note: NOT RECOMMENDED). It is done as "insurance" in case one's heroin supply runs out. The term is used in Neil Young's 'The Needle and the Damage Done': "milk-blood to keep from runnin' out"

I better milk-blood in case my dope runs out.

by WhitePunkOnDope September 23, 2006

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