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Mixed Baby superiority

The belief that mixed children are genetically stronger and overall more capable than single race children. The belief stems from the blending of genes from both races in question will cause the best of both genotypes to merge and form a child with the best of both worlds.

Alhun had become one of the star athletes of his high school football team, with many claiming his mixed genes to be the cause. He inherited a wide nose (which allowed him to take in more air every breath, making him faster), thick lips (which many women found attractive), and a larger frame (which years of weight training helped pack onto it dense muscle) from his mom, while his dad he inherited a lighter shade of skin that didn’t chafe or ash up easily, as well as thin blond hair that allowed heat to escape easily from his head, keeping him cool. Many made him the star example for Mixed Baby superiority.

by Swirlin64 December 19, 2019


trail mix dick

When a dick only has 1 good feature (like the m&m in trail mix)

Girl 1: How was last night?
Girl 2: My man had a trail mix dick, solid girth but no length

by Grizzly_Man November 3, 2015


Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009


Sir Mix A-Lot

An amazing hip hop artist from yonder dinosaur times. popular from ballads such as "Baby Got Back" and "Posse on Broadway"

from Sir Mix A-Lots Posse on Broadway

"My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
Posse up!
My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
"

by Lord Fartquadd December 19, 2022


Mix up and blender

In the Jamaican dialect, mix up refers to a mélange or mixture of rumours that's usually defamatory or based on gossip. A blender is often used in the Caribbean to make blended drinks or home-made beverages by mixing stuff together. The expression alludes to rumours blending together in a mess as if a blender were at work.

Bare mix up and blender we talk 'bout over yah.

by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021


Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble April 19, 2011


Groovy and Bad mixed

Adjective;

When something is so astronomically rad, that it is not only groovy, but it is bad. Hence the term Groovy and Bad MIXED.

Dude, that band was groovy and bad mixed.

by Theo Diehl September 6, 2008

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