pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

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Monkey Pox

A disease spread amongst gay people

i'm pretty sure that guy over there is gay; he has Monkey Pox Virus

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Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

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Skill Monkey

Skill Monkey: Adjective

I. Person or persons in a group who provide minimal roles in combat but have an abundance of talents and abilities, which keep them useful to the party.
II. Member of a group who prides him or herself on their proficiency with non-combat related abilities.
III. Character with too many skills, creating an imbalance in gameplay.

Origin: From Dungeons and Dragons, originally referring to the Thief (or Rogue, in later editions). The class features a prolific number of skill points both at character creation and throughout the later levels. The phrase comes from the Rogue’s archetype as the nimble cat burglar and the Halfling, whose stature makes them physically similar to monkeys.

Synonyms: Skill Whore

"She can't do damage for crap, but we keep her around because she's such a skill monkey. I mean, who else is going to pick all the locks?"

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pecan monkey

a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts

man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.

"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"

some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.

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spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

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wop monkey

An insult similar to douchebag or prick that is usually used between friends in a joking manner.

"Whats up you god damn wop monkey."

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