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a lovely girl who does everything for her boyfriend and everyone loves her. She is amazing.
Damn Montana is amazing and stunning holy crap
montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
She is super kind and caring, she will willingly clean your room for you. She is super pretty and a great dancer everyone loves her and would be very sad if they lost her. I you have a Montana in your life hang onto her
Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.
"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"
The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.