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Code for someone you know who pretends they aren't gay, but acts super gay.
Did you see when Scott checked out that guy's ass - muffin tin.
Amazing person, who would do anything for you and is the absolute best bestie you could ever ask for.
also formerly known as: Sexy Mama
"Yo! thats my Sugar Muffin!"
*Sugar Muffin walks by*
the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin
I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.
The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.
When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.
Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.
Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.
It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.
Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.
A cross between a skank and a slut.
Damn did you see that skut muffin? What a whore!
This happens when a man and woman have high velocity coital relations, thus causing severe friction burns on the woman's vaginal region.
"Why you walkin' like that?"
"Me and Joe was burnin the muffin last night."