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national league

The joke of professional baseball. Unlike the american league , the national league has bad teams. They usually have bad players in the lineups, and the worst pitching rotations int the world. At best, the league will have no better than 3 teams with a .500 winning percentage. Whoever leaves the american league to play in the national league will increase their stats significantly. Pitchers era's will drop atleast 1 full run. And they have no chance of a world championship. Minor league baseball is more competitive. If the Mets can be 30 games above .500 with a pitching rotation of Steve Trachsel, John Maine, Orlando Hernandez, Dave Williams, and Brian Bannister, you know something isn't right.

The national league is an embarrassment to us all.
Philadelphia 65-65 San Francisco 65-66 * New York 80-49
Florida 64-66 Arizona 64-67 as a result of
Atlanta 61-68 Colorado 61-69 awful competition
Washington 55-75 "good N.L. teams" they are kind of a
Houston 63-68 St. Louis 69-60 team.
Milwaukee 62-69 Cincinnati 67-65
Chicago 54-77 Los Angeles 69-62
Pittsburgh 51-81

by I'm so nasty! August 30, 2006

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United Nations

a building in New York

United Nations peacekeeping operations consist soley of NYPD SWAT teams kicking ass in a skyscraper.

by Phil Kerpen's Pubic Hair April 9, 2005

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Urination Nation

A gathering for Golden Showers lovers to unite from around the globe.

We are heading to Urination Nation to get drenched!

by DrippyDrifter July 16, 2014

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fuckboi nation

1.
(noun) A place or website that is home to a large population of fuckbois
2.
(noun) An imaginary group that consists solely of fuckbois; usually stated as an insult when claiming that someone belongs to the aforementioned group

1.
Person1 - Hey, did you hear that the city planned on building a teen's club.
Person2 - Ugh, can you imagine all the horny and entitled 12 year olds there?
Person1 - I know, that place is going to be fuckboi nation

2.
Sam - You cheated on your girl in front of her?
Ed - Yeah, I pull all the bitches. They can't keep their hands off me.
Sam - Bruh, you're seriously a part of fuckboi nation.

by totallynotvain298 December 18, 2015

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Tardation Nation

The majority of people who are citizens of Red Sox Nation. The typical tardation nation member usually tends to be that of a white male who is overweight, unintelligent, poor, lazy and sometimes very odoriferous. They spend most of their day blogging about Boston sports and they are always seen wearing clothing which has either Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins or Patriots emblems on them. This cheap and ugly clothing, which is sometimes mixed and matched always seems to be purchased from Walmart.

Hey Joba, check out that moron who is driving that Ford 150. Yeah, the Masshole wearing the backwards Red Sox hat and Tom Brady jersey who has all the stupid ass Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox bumper stickers all over it. Yeah dude, he's your stereo-typical Red Sox Nation Tardation Nation member! I wonder if he knows that the extra large B sticker on his truck stands for Bandwagon? What a dumb ass.

by HankwillgetusaChampionship! August 14, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prude nation

America. Because it was founded by prudes. Check your history books. The puritans. They thought that sex was dirty and anything that brought any pleasure was a sin. They same with this generation. Of course they will say that they don't think sex is dirty but there actions speak louder than there words. Antilove ect. They will say that sex is okay when your married but for them it's like having to go to the bathroom. Also they bully teens and treat them like it's a crime to be young. curfews ect. Just they way there parents generation did.

We live in prude nation.

by Deep blue 2012 March 14, 2010

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Bubber Nation

It is a state of well being that usually results from having sexual intercourse. The Bubber Nation effect usually comes in to play around the females climax and can last up to four weeks.

His dick was so big when i reached climax i was in Bubber Nation for a few weeks. Damn that shit was good.

by Herbert the Pervert May 5, 2008

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