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Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.
Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.
Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
"Netflix and Chill Alone" means to masturbate while watching Netflix.
Friend 1: Wyd later?
Friend 2: Ehh, I might Netflix and Chill Alone later on tonight.
Friend 1: LMFAO, have fun. XD
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Your bf/gf and you spend day together watching Netflix
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watch netflix eat chilie dogs
Peyton: wanna netflix and chilie dogs
Phil: yeah
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Netflix and chill: What you say to someone when you wanna watch a few minutes of a movie and then end up having sex.
Jake- hey Jen what are tou doing Friday night?
Jen- nothing
Jake- Netflix n chill?
Jen- sure
getting laid netflixnchill
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Young, self-loathing women who brag about being lonely and having Netflix and pizza as their only friends in an attempt to be funny but ending up making people feel bad for them.
"Hahahaha I'm SO lonely all I do is watch Netflix and eat pizza all day! I also have daddy issues...HAHAHAHA!"-Sally, one of many Netflix and pizza bitches.
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Used to tell someone if they wanna go over and fuck or have sex
Peter: hey Wendy wanna Netflix and chill?
Wendy: sure I'll bring the condoms
Peter: I thought we were gonna watch Netflix? ...
Wendy: Netflix and chill means we fuck, dumbass, be over in a bit
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