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These crazy ass mutha fucka crows that come out at night, they are 4 foot tall and have spoons for arms and feet,they have chocolate digestive eyes and pringle tube noses,the leader of the night crows wears glasses and bosses the other night crows about,they like to put peoples eye balls in jars and send them to other people,what a pest!
nikkies garden has night crows patrolling the area
kenny is next on the list for the night crows
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A night of particularly severe drug or alcohol abuse accompanied by suicidal or self-destructive feelings in order to black out and forget about problems with a significant other or a break-up
Popularized by the song of the same name by Time Again.
George's girlfriend broke up with him this morning and he started drinking at 2. It's going to be a black night for him.
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Dom - a man who has a one night sexual encounter with a woman but shows no disrespect. His beliefs are that every woman should be treated like a lady if only for one night. Man who is charming and groomed to be an above average lover, he see's it as his duty to service, satisfy and please any woman's sexual desires, yet never kisses and tells.
I am not a man-whore I am a gentleman of the night..( said in a mysterious tone)
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A night when you have to be home by midnight, or thereabouts.
Josie: Going to Tim's party tonight?
Dave: Yeah, but I have work in the morning, so it'll be a Cinderella night for me.
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It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.
Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.
To stay up all night while ingesting mass amounts of caffeine, drugs or any other form of mind altering chemicals.
oh snap....you look like shit!!! Did you have art night again?