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The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.
Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.
I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
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The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
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when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice
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When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard
When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!
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1. Disastrous facial hair.
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
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The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
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When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
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