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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n March 9, 2006

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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to โ€œsaidโ€, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.


this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 7, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

See also :
Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards

I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet

by Halco man August 13, 2018


gimp sock puppet

The art of a gimp having a hand stuffed into his anus and being ordered to pretend it's a puppet.

As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.

by Twat pringle January 5, 2024


Puppet Moon

Puppet Moon (known as Wigfrid) is a bellicose Viking warrior that loves fighting enormous beasts in a game called Don't Starve Together. She also loves making battle helmets for her friends and making cute garden on endless for butter farm.

Puppet Moon likes to say "Hail Odin".

by Desperado27 July 25, 2022


Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017


slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank March 22, 2016