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A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.
A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....
A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?
Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.
Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts
“are those sh cuts?”
“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”
Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
dum shit my friends say.
usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.
"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."