cosmic noise

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere

Cosmic noise can be detected by artificial intelligence

cloak the noises

sex playlist that blocks out the moans

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Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

stick noised

A person acting like they have a stick up their ass about someone else flaws and turning their noise up at their own flaws

Person A: Did you hear that Jane Doe dumped John!
Person B: Yeah, I heard she stick noised him
Person A: How rude!

Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.

"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"