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When a pregnant woman is getting fucked doggy style and the man is milking her breasts into a bucket from behind and then drinks is after he ejaculates.
Cameron: Hey Andrew I was doing my wife cow-style last night!!!
Andrew: Nice one Cameron!
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When performing "doggy style" sex, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. When this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. Now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. The man should make vacuum sounds as well. Works best with a dirty floor. Warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.
"Hey Olivia, where did you get that really bad rug burn on your face?"
"O, that...Oliver performed vacuum style sex last night."
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the way a rover or easton does it... funky nasty dirty naughty
They gonna get messed up, easton style!
Dam she's a freak, she has got a lot of easton style in her.
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A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.
Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.
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Where she lays there like a brick.
I was doing her masonry style, and she didn't move or make a sound once.
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Bulgarian Style.
The style by which Bulgarians live their care free life. Strong Coffee, Eating lots of cheese (Bulgarian, not Greek Feta-that stuff sucks), Dancing to any music, including Chalga, Driving diesel cars, Parking on sidewalks, Making your own Rakia even if you live in the suburbs. Keep chickens roaming in your yard even if you live in suburbia (this means your crazy Dedo (Grandfather) is living in your house and telling perverted stories about everyone he knows who is female.
Having fun loving drunks around all the time.
Having "uncles" and "cousins" around all the time and not knowing how they are your family but it really doesn't matter because they are.
Drinking a lot. Eating even more. Crying a lot. Laughing even more.
Black leather jackets and track pants.
Short skirts, real boobs, long nails, lots of perfume and smoking.
A lot of smoking.
Smoking in retail stores while techno is booming. Drinking anywhere.
Duck taped anything and everything.
Toothpick is your best after dinner mint.
Walking in a mountain in the winter and approaching a bar that's open even though no one is there.
Cured meat. Rakia. Salad. Sweaty Cheese. More rakia. More meat. Family. Friends. Smokes. A couple more beers.
"Dude, that car is parked on the sidewalk. That's BG Style".
"Yo, Dad and I got so drunk last night. BG Style."
"Can I borrow some BG Style slippers?"
"Dude, my brother still lives at home with my parents. They party together all the time...BG Style".
"Radio Vitosha is non stop music. Techno non stop non stop...BG Style"
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A sexual position in which the man is standing up, holding the woman with her legs preferably placed over his shoulders. The man supports the woman by placing his hands either under her ass or armpits, the woman usually holding the man around the neck or shoulders. So named because the pioneering sex researcher Alfred Kinsey noted that "gangsters," criminals, and other social deviants showed an unusually strong preference for this sexual position.
I came home the other day and Ashley looked so damn hot that I just picked her ass up right there and fucked her gangster style.
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