Random
Source Code
Random
A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying
user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.
pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: OH WOWS.
32👍 11👎
mankind's premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum South. Not surprisingly, the town leans Democrat.
Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"
Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."
Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)
35👍 12👎
When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.
OH NOOOEEESSS!!! My lunch is over!
356👍 178👎
people use "Oh Girl" when they don't want to use the girls real name OR just forgot the name of a particular girl.
its also a shorter version of saying Jane Doe
did you her about Oh Girl getting fired?.,
i'm going to take Oh Girl out tonight.,
41👍 16👎
another way of saying “yea???” in a sense of not giving a fuck of what the other person is saying
“Brandi was telling me how bad my grade was and i was just like ‘oh, worm?’”
10👍 2👎
A phrase used to express disbelief and frustration with any situation, and attribute blame to Julie, regardless of whether she was responsible or even present.
"Oh Ju" (in response to spilling your own drink)
"Oh Ju" (in response to earthquake in Asia)
"Oh Ju" (in response to the sinking of the Titanic)
"Oh Ju" (in response to the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)
10👍 2👎
(1) This is the sound a woman makes while being happily penetrated by a penis, masturbation object, or three fingers.
(2) This is also the occasional noise a man makes while penetrating ANYTHING. It is extremely unattractive for a man to groan and/or make noise while penetrating a woman.
She was laying there in bed. Spread eagle. Her big pink lips opened as wide as she could get them. Om man, was he turned on. She was wearing nothing but a big pink boa and bright pink lipstick, the kind that wouldn't come off when she gave him some oral. He stripped off his pants right away. He came to the bed and dove fave first into her vagina. Licking, teasing, and biting. "ohhhh ya! oh ya!" she said bucking.
As soon as he had enough cum in his mouth, he started moving up to her mouth. kissing her rougher he became harder and harder. She scremaed "yess! YESSS!!!! DO ME HARD!!!!" So he did. He penetrated her. He shoved himself in and out. In and out. "Yes! Oh Yes!" She screamed as he shoved his entire fist into her vagina.
173👍 84👎