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Withdrawals from a fucking handsome fella named ollie
I’m feeling like I have ollie withdrawals today, can’t take my mind off him
Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
This bloke can definately get his little fella up! (Not)
Oh God! I just bedded a 4/10 whale and I've Ollie Butterworthed myself. She will surely tell all her friends about this and my reputation will be finished!
To get drunk, throw up, and fall asleep before 6pm.
I completely Ollied on two ciders last night.
When you lay her on her stomach and put your big toe in her ass and olly her like a skateboard
It would be nice of you to swallow my cock
A perfect end to a day is ending with a good one's smolly ollie
Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.