The day where you smack anyone shorter than you
Person 1: Hey let’s go smack josh
Person 2: why, what did he do
Person 1: nothing but it’s October 29 and that’s slap a short friend day
It’s national flirt day, flirt with everyone you know ;)
Danny: se man it’s October 29
Shawn:you know what that means
National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.
Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you
Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings
National hug your crush day. You have to do it now that u read this sorry. But good luck!
Person: Hey what’s an excuse to hug my crush today?
Friend: Hey don’t be silly October 29th it’s National Hug your crush day!