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A secret society at Gonzaga university with an initialization ritual requiring you bake a peanut butter cookie for a dog. (Have sex with a dog with peanut butter and make it orgasm?
Go to petco so you can pass our humiliation ritual the a ritual so sacred we name the society after it we call it the “Jaws Marrow Syndicate” or JMS for short.
Open-jaw allowed.
All fares shown are round trip, including taxes & surcharges. Open-jaw allowed.
When you face is so fucked up from taking on jaws in a fight
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
When you face is so fucked up from a fight it looks like you got into a fight with jaws
Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
To shoot a load into a girl/guy 's mouth.
"Last night I gave that girl a jawful!"
A loud talker who only cares about their opinion and never listens to anyone else. Knows everything about everything, but in fact really knows nothing.
The whole party was taken over by that one jaw me down. I don't think anyone else got to say a word.
An American software engineer and Internet entrepreneur. Known for uploading the first video on YouTube known as "Me at the zoo". He's also disappointed in YouTube for removing the dislike button, which really says something considering he's one of the founding fathers.
"When every YouTuber agrees that removing the dislike button is a stupid idea, it probably is. Try again, YouTube." -Jawed Karim
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