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Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.
Symptoms include:
Missing 8 am's by 3 hours
Eating at 3 am
Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day
Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm
and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.
Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)
Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?
Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.
Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?
Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?
Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
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-a visual illusion wherein a flash and a moving object that appear in the same location are perceived to be displaced from one another (MacKay, 1958; Nijhawan, 1994). Several explanations for this simple illusion have been explored in the neuroscience literature.
-The illusion has been tested in many aspects, through the game of baseball, and how flashes may affect the batter's perception of the ball.
- "FlaSh-Lag" was also the name of a relatively well known Console and PC Gamer from the years 1999-2004.
Chris Rock: Wow man did you just see how displaced that object was.
Jim Thome: Nah man, the flash just made you think it was displaced, that's called the Flash-Lag Effect
verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their badass factor. The swagg tends to take their time and think they're the coolest shit around. Usually this person will be listening to their iPod/mp3 so saying "excuse me" has no effect. To be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there's no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you're pissed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. "hurry the fuck up, you're not cool"; hence, lag behind a swagg.
Friend 1: Hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?
Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!
Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.
It justifies a situation in which you are completely screwed.
Sam : What is everyone sad?
Saifyy : sab ke "laudey lag gaye".
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The act of giving someone a Hand-Job
Kelsey Lag-Switched Josh with enough passion to power the sun for an eternity.
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basically, when a game finally picks a decent host and you go /beastmode on all of the bad kids in the server
"mw2 finally decided to pick a good host, me"
"omg so it was all frag, no lag?"
"oh yeah, i ripped those kids"
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A wierd but Funny AF person, who is a little bit fag at the same time.
Random guy: damn you're a lag mag wasil.