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Knuckleball pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.
Tim Wakefield throws knuckleballs.
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1. A male homeowner who thinks he knows how to fix anything, so he refuses to hire anyone to make any repairs, thereby totally screwing things up much worse.
2. Same as #1, except he goes ahead and hires someone, yet tells the repairman how to do his job.
I'm an electrician, and I had a real Tim Taylor for a customer today. He stood around and told me how to do my job his way, and wouldn't let me do my own work properly.
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The truly gorgeous and talented lead singer and pianist of the whitlams.
' That Tim Freedman's a bit of alright eh?'
'Dude, He's almost old enough to be your dad'
'gross!'
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A white person that will kiss the ass of nonwhites & say something like black people are better or they’re ashamed of their white privilege. Also known as white Uncle Tom.
David: I’m gonna join Black Lives matter! Because I think black people are oppressed by my privilege & Im ashamed!
Edward: You’re an Uncle Tim.
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The leader of a squad, can get down to any song you play, ultimate twerk goddess, knows how to keep her bitches in place. Hobbies include: tiptoeing thru tulips and dancing in shadows
Those bitches praise their tiny tim like she's a descendant of Jesus
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Another name for the donut franchise Tim Horton's
"I'm going to go get a Double Double at Horny Tim's"
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1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.
The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.
2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.
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