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The moans of pleasure one emits after getting into bed after a long, tiring day of pillow lust.
I was a little worried when I heard moans coming from my little sister's room, but then I realised that it was just a pillow orgasm.
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When a woman first gets oral and spazzes. Usually causes oozing from the vaginal area, cotton mouth, and severe body convulsions that may lead to uncontrollable bowel movments.
Holy shit last night Chelsea had an orgasmic seizure she queefed on my nose and shit on my face.
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I was fucking some girl last night... but she's orgasmically challenged
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An orgasm cocktail is the name of an alcoholic beverage, and a girl layes on the table naked with cold glass up against her vagina and the alcoholic drink is poured in and the man lays on top of the women also naked like a 69er and licks the drink out the cold glass.
hey sexy, fancy an orgasm cocktail.
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Noun; An anal orgasm occurs when you hold in a monster shit for too long and finally let loose. After enough time passes, the levvy will break on brown river, and the feces flood will pour out. The quality of an anal orgasm (or simply "AO!") is dependent upon the girth of the ass tremors which create this unnatural disaster. When the eruption occurs, it will feel plain magical, but be forewarned; it is best to be in the vacinity of a T-bowl or else you're going to have a grizzly poo-lava mess on your hands.
"Holy Cow, Brandis just had an anal orgasm in the bathroom that registered a fuckin' 12 on the Richter Scale! Not only am I still shaking from her not-so-humble rumble, but the smell is just plain fuckin' killing me."
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The study which involves how orgasms work chemically and a scientific excuse to have sex.
Student: Is that yogurt on his pants?
Teacher: No thats called having a wet dream
Student: But that looks like yogurt, he must been a eating the yogurt!
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An overwhelming surge of excitement triggered by something incredibly lame including--but not limited to--math, computers, or video games.
Nerd: OMG I just beat the 3rd sub-boss in level 19!!
Regular Dude: Easy, cowboy...after your done creaming ur pants from ur nerd orgasm let's go to that party--we're gonna be late.
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