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v.intr. When a woman get's her man off, by rubbing and stroking his penis through (on top) of his pants. To masturbate with clothing on. Often, the female sits in the man's lap and does it so that no one else knows he's dying of pleasure.
Eric: Fuuuck, Alysha knows how to get a man off, over the pants. I came right there on the couch.
Jason: That bitch won't touch me.
Kyle: Oh god, she rubbed her clit back and forth on my knee, while giving me an over the pants. My boxers where almost covered in cum, but I took her upstairs.
Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN.
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1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.
The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.
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A term of endearment for someone who is ridiculously smart, athletic, cute, has amazing eyes, and can please their significant other in bed.
Tiffany: So what did you do over break?
Mary: Oh, my pooky pants visited me, and we watched basketball and played Guitar Hero.
My pooky pants got us tickets right behind home plate for the Cubs game.
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The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.
Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.
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The demon native to a woman's vaginia. Said to bite dicks off until he is peed out on the host body's 21st birthday. Generally believed to be a christian influenced myth.
See also: Listerfiend
"Pillow pants....is the imp that lives in Myra's....vagina."
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Usually referred to a person who hates everything. Is never happy with anyone or anything. Very critical of what others are doing. Constantly complains. Even pissy when everyone around them is having a good time and laughing. aka Debbie Downer
Do we have to invite her again? She is such a pissy pants.
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The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.
I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.
That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.
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