Long pen

Long penis!

He has a long pen

I want to eat it

strawberry pen

when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red

dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.

steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?

dan:...yehhh.....

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

Pig Pen

When you have a roster of thick girls

"Yo bro you talking to anyone." - Bro
"Yeah a few, but its a pig pen." - me

Bro Pen

A Pen Where You Keep Your Bros

I have a bro in the bro pen if you wanna do bro things.

grey pen

An item you use to write or draw when your a goth.

Non Goth Guy; Hey , pass me that grey pen I need it for the grey sky

Goth Guy; No I need it to represent MY day ...

gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!

paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......