Pi Kappa Alpha

best fraternity in the world, with chapters at over 100 us and canadian colleges and universities.

the zeta alpha chapter of pi kappa alpha is where THIS mothafucka hails from.

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F***ing Pi

When no mathematical constant other than π has attracted so much envy or jealousy among fellow members in the Number Kingdom—when π continues to steal the show wherever she goes, because her sexy numerical and geometric properties have led legions of math geeks on their knees to worship her.

Love her or loathe her, even mathophohics can’t ignore the mesmerizing or magical beauty of f***ing pi, with some of them even able to experience an aha! when they let go of their off-irrational inhibitions, real or imaginary.

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E-pi-phany

When someone has an aha! reaction about the number π, which is often experienced through a dream, in a shower, or while walking the dog.

Trump confided to his golf buddies that he recently experienced an e-pi-phany, when he woke up in the middle of the night to realize that he’s been duped by some evangelicals in his trusted circle to believe that the true value of π is three—the fake “biblical” value is way off from 22/7, which is a close approximation to its actual value.

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pied eyed clown

On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.

Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.

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Pi Kappa Alpha

Get the most girls, have the most fun and the other frats are jealous.

Pi kappa Phi=the gay fraternity, Pi Kappa Alpha= The Straight Fraternity that definatly gets the most girls.

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What’s the pH of Pi?

An unsolved pseudo-pi problem that has plagued autistic geeks or idiot savants, whose oft-contradictory answers or half-baked explanations have separated rather than brought them together—is the number π acidic, alkaline, or neutral?

Unlike synesthesia questions like “What’s the shape of pi?” and “What’s the color of zero?,” whose answers exhibit some common denominator among geeky dyslexics, the answer to “What’s the pH of pi?” remains so far elusive.

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pi nu epsilon

ladies known as sexy noodles

look at those pi nu epsilon ladies over there.

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