Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.
I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!
Term used when someone is naively looking forward to a new unexpected challenge, but eventually is totally overwhelmed by the difficulty and roughness of the situation.
To be wild-pigged / to wild-pig someone:
This consultancy job is wild-pigging him.
Players of FC Zbrojovka Brno were happy because of promotion to the 1st Czech football league. However, they were wild-pigged by the competition.
The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.
Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.
a synonym for bacon, coined by me.
Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?
Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.
Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?
Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.
Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!
*both laugh*
An ugly woman you had sex with who gets very emotional and hurt when she finds out you do not like her in any way at all.
That hurt pig is crying all the time because I used her for sex and she actually thought I liked her.