Roberto the pigeon

A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera

Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?

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Pigeon Holing

Pigeon holing is when you put bread crumbs on your girls pussy and eat her out like a pigeon.

Babe, there’s still bread crumbs in your beard from all that pigeon holing last night.

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pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

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pigeon brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain refers to the proud owner of a cerebrum of that size.

"Did you see the Sean Hannity segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know, the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

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Prime Pigeon

The ability for one to establish themselves as superior at pigeoning in the context of a friend group. Usually a single individual is designated as the prime pigeon ("prime pighe" for short) but it could also be a multitude of individuals.

Through the intriguing discourse of Boris and Larold, we discern that Boris is indeed the prime pigeon. His pervasive, high efficacy pigeoning grants him this honorable title in the friend group.

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pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then taking a shit on the windshield of their car before you leave (i.e. fly away).

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night totally pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

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Pigeon Hole

Describes a person who's actions are as annoying as what comes out of a pigeons butthole: Slimy, white, and runny little shit that nobody likes and is hard to get rid of

Annoyed driver: That damn Pigeon Hole just cut me off!

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