crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

lay the pipe

v. to give da dick

I laid the pipe on that ho EARLY

Pink Piping

The act of putting a (pink)dildo into a car's exhaust pipe.

We put a dildo in Chuck's exhaust pipe and it was funny.

Pipe Clamp

noun;
any tight fuck hole

her ass was as tight as a pipe clamp

Pipe Down

To quickly and effectively silence a particularly annoying individual before the can finish their sentence

Person a): "You have the right to remain..."

Person B): "Pipe down!"

Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

Pink Pipe

Another word for Chode, Penis, Cock, Willy.

Smoking the pink pipe

"Hey Andy is a right cock cruncher, he's always chowing down on Moukies pink pipe"