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When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!
Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!
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term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.
do i get a pirate monkey?
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When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
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You're doing a girl doggy style, then you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you came. Then you shoot in her eye and she covers it with one hand like a patch, and gets up to tell at you. You kick her in the shin and make her hop around on one leg like a pirate while she says "ARRRRR"
I gave some girl the rowdy pirate and she still called me back the next day! Zander!
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A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".
"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."
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Someone that enjoys a angry pirate
Lauren is a happy pirate, she can't get enough of the angry pirate
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A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.
Leticia is a pirate's dream!
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